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Here's my story of how I went from good to evil in 5 minutes...
So I'm hanging out in Bloodstone. It's a nice town for being lawless. I'm pretty well known around these parts. I killed a banshee that was wrecking the town earlier that day so I was wore out and in the mood for some lovin. The wife was back in Bowerstone but coincidentally a lady of the night approached and offered a discount for the "Hero of Bloodstone!" I figured what the heck, I didn't read the entire Wedding Bells book but I'm pretty sure it said something about the 100 mile rule existing in Albion. Anyway, After a Jolly 'ol romp in the sack I find out she's given me an STD! Well, I figure the least she could do is give my gold back. I pulled my pistol but she refused.. So I shot her. The Barmaid saw the whole thing and took off running into the streets. I couldn't leave witnesses because I have an outstanding reputation I have to keep up. I earned the Halo on my head damnit! I finally caught up to her by the docks and shot her too. I didn't really pay attention to the other 20 people standing around until she hit the ground... People began cursing me, Calling me evil and I just couldn't let the people in Bowerstone, My home town know what horrible things I'd done, so I began to snuff out these rumor-mongers before they could ruin my reputation. I believe I successfully prevented any knowledge of my actions from escaping Bloodstone. I do hope I can hide these horns under a hat though...
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“It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry
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