I'm sure you all expect me to say something like, "When my dick is in a girls mouth" or "When I don't have to pay for sex" but I'm not gonna go that way this time.
I feel sexy when I'm cooking. I know that's really lame but it's true. When I'm flying around the kitchen on a busy night and everything is coming out perfect, I get a hard on that could choke Jenna Jameson.
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