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I was actually trying to find the story about a guy who thought it would be a good idea to microwave a melon and use that as a msturbation aid - unfortunately he didn't account for the high water content of melons and the inside was a little too warm ... resulted in 2nd and 3rd degree buns in a very sensitive area ....
I found that link instead and thought it might be useful
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"I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken... and the one that could brighten up your day even if she couldnt brighten her own"
"Her emotions were clear waters. You could see the scarring and pockmarks at the bottom of the pool, but it was just a part of her landscape – the consequences of others’ actions in which she claimed no part."
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