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Old 10-25-2008, 11:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Names

Guy is sitting at a bar, meets a girl, asks her name.

"i´m Carmen" she says, alluringly.

"Are you named after your mother or grandmother?" he asks.

"No, I´m named Carmen because I like cars and I like men" she explains. "What´s your name?"

He looks at her for a second and says "Beerfuck"
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