| I started "American Freestyle Karate" when I got back from my last deployment.  
 Fancy pants name for basically a really chill karate / TKD / kickboxing meld.
 
 Didn't do anything but school and karate... so I was swinging kicks 15-20 hours a week.
 
 I'm learning Kenpo Karate as well, but the combination of the two is really confusing.
 
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 Martial arts?  Great!  The feeling of kicking someone in the head?  Priceless.
 
 Flexibility, too.  I can almost get my crotch on the floor with a saddle stretch.
 
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 Sexual positions?  Total blackbelt.
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