i've smoked salvia twice and both times were minnie mouse themed. the first time i felt like i was a factory or machine that was manufacturing these like...smurf villages but with minnie mouse instead of smurfs. i also remember when i was holding the smoke in, i was trying to count to 30 because that's how long you're supposed to hold it, but by the time i got to like 13 or 14 i was seeing the numbers dancing in front of me. i thought the number 15 was going to run into my friend, so i was like "hey watch out!" and you know those crazy trippy fractal patterns you see in trippy acid art? i saw those too. the second time, i thought i was a big red minnie mouse mailbox and my friend's painting which was sitting on an easel in front of me was a letter and my friend was going to put it in me and mail it to my other friend. my friend always thinks about mcdonalds when he's tripping on salvia, somehow he like...equates mcdonalds with how funny salvia is. here is a direct quote of him trying to explain his salvia trip "It's like we're all sitting together and everyone is laughing because it's mcdonalds, but then i'm laughing too hard and i go somewhere else completely and it's all really funny like mcdonalds. then i come back and everyone is sitting there laughing with me." i guess also the first time he tripped, he laughed so hard he pissed his pants because everyone around him turned into a big mcdonalds arch. so in my experience, salvia trips always have some kind of really weird theme. and it's also hilarious. funny stuff. my other friend says that he gets "lego-vision" which is where everything that is touching seems connected. kind of like legos. unfortunately everything does not turn into legos for him, although that would be fucking INSANE. also, one time, our other friend put a little salvia on top of a bowl of weed without telling him and he didn't really trip, but things were changing size based on sound...like cody put his hand up to his mouth and coughed and his hand got really big while he was coughing and then got small again. and he threw a lighter on the ground and when it hit and made a noise it got really big, then shrank down again. salvia is badass man. i have some 50x that i'm planning on smoking with some friends very soon

good times man.