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Originally Posted by Bear Cub
Or maybe... they'd defecate all over everybody!
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That reminds me of an old joke about life in Hell.
EDIT: Here's the joke, in case you don't know which one I'm talking about, or you haven't even heard it before...
A guy in the afterlife is given a tour of Hell, before he is assigned to his specific place of eternal damnation and torment. He is shown into a pit-chamber that is packed with people standing knee-deep in shit. However, the people are standing casually about, chatting while drinking coffee.
"This isn't so bad, if these people get to drink coffee," the guy says to himself.
Then an overseer devil descends into the pit-chamber and cracks his fiery whip. "Coffee break is over!" the overseer snarls. "Everyone, get back to standing on your heads!"