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Old 10-14-2008, 08:27 AM   #39 (permalink)
RetroGunslinger
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I think if a girl can't adequately kiss, there's a problem, and here's why:

I'm sure one or two people remember the Mormon I dated. Well, she had never kissed before until she met me. Guys had kissed her, but she didn't understand how to kiss back, leaving them very irritated. It took me all of five second to explain how to kiss, and she was a pro almost immediately. It's not hard, and if she makes it hard, I'm not getting hard.

Hell, even I can kiss really well, and I spend months without any form of kissing. It's not like they're mastering the art of the samurai or some bullshit.
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