Really, the question is what he HASN'T told us. I mean, it's a little awkward for us knowing all about how many times you brush your hair at a sitting. You should search on his posting history to see all the threads he starts every single time you two have sex. Personally, I'm tired of reading all of them with all the details. It's amazing how cool you are with all the kinky stuff he's in to. I was really amazed to read the one about the sheep, the golf cart battery and the trampoline. That was a genius idea you had.
In all seriousness, you're assuming that we actually pay attention to him. Nothing could be farther from the truth.
And the truth lies somewhere between those.
