"Runni, your countenance perplexes me. Are you glowing, or glowering? There is a supremely sensual, yet deliciously wicked look upon your brow. I cannot discern if you want to kiss me or kill me! Have your way with me Runni, go ahead, kill me. Kill me over and over again. It doesn't matter because The Muses have spoken and I have been renewed. Once, I was hanging by a thread, seemingly forgotten and drifting nearer and nearer to obsolescence. But not now. Not now, Runni. Now, I live! I live like I've never lived before. Look at me Runni! I have even changed my name. I am no longer Snoddy. I am Snoddi. Snoddi with an i, because I will not be cast aside. I will not be discarded. I will not be the baby who is thrown out with the bath water. To hell with my progenitor! Praise be to The Muses. Runni, tell me! Tell me what you will. And, tell me why I am speaking this way."
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