I would not advise putting on porn, lest you have an addiction to it; which seems kind of plausible.
I don't know man. Maybe you are gay? Maybe she's ugly? Maybe you're depressed? Maybe you have an undiscovered fetish?
Give us more.
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EX: Whats new?
ME: I officially love coffee more then you now.
EX: uh...
ME: So, not much.
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