I was once offered free tickets (VIP section) from a supplier at work for the F1 and I said "No!"
I know some people love racing, but I could care less.
Shoulda seen his face though, it was like I surprise buttsecksed him.
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Love is a verb, not a noun.
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The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.
-Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928
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