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Old 10-06-2008, 04:43 AM   #12 (permalink)
abaya
 
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I must say, I think my dad taught me quite well, given that I could answer yes for most of this list... my mom only taught me how to make a bed, basically.

Thanks, Charlatan, for ignoring the gender bias of this. I italicized the ones that I can do, or am reasonably confident that I could do on the spot, if necessary:

Automotive
1. Handle a blowout
2. Drive in snow
3. Check trouble codes
4. Replace fan belt--But I want to learn how to do this, or at least tighten it, this week.
5. Wax a car
6. Conquer an off-road obstacle
7. Use a stick welder
8. Hitch up a trailer
9. Jump start a car

Handling Emergencies
10. Perform the Heimlich
11. Reverse hypothermia
12. Perform hands-only CPR
13. Escape a sinking car--depends if the windows are electric or not...

Home
14. Carve a turkey
15. Use a sewing machine
16. Put out a fire
17. Home brew beer--Would like to learn how to do this!
18. Remove bloodstains from fabric
19. Move heavy stuff
20. Grow food
21. Read an electric meter
22. Shovel the right way
23. Solder wire
24. Tape drywall
25. Split firewood
26. Replace a faucet washer
27. Mix concrete
28. Paint a straight line
29. Use a French knife--What the heck is a French knife?
30. Prune bushes and small trees
31. Iron a shirt
32. Fix a toilet tank flapper
33. Change a single-pole switch
34. Fell a tree
35. Replace a broken windowpane--Could probably do this, but have never actually seen it done.
36. Set up a ladder, safely
37. Fix a faucet cartridge
38. Sweat copper tubing--This sounds familiar, might be able to do it if I saw it done again.
39. Change a diaper
40. Grill with charcoal
41. Sew a button on a shirt
42. Fold a flag

Medical Myths
43. Treat frostbite
44. Treat a burn
45. Help a seizure victim
46. Treat a snakebite--Suck out the poison??
47. Remove a tick

Military Know-How
48. Shine shoes
49. Make a drum-tight bed
50. Drop and give the perfect pushup

Outdoors--I'm not very impressed with this list of outdoors stuff.
51. Run rapids in a canoe
52. Hang food in the wild
53. Skipper a boat
54. Shoot straight
55. Tackle steep drops on a mountain bike
56. Escape a rip current

Primitive Skills
57. Build a fire in the wilderness
58. Build a shelter
59. Find potable water

Surviving Extremes
60. Floods
61. Tornados
62. Cold
63. Heat
64. Lightning

Teach Your Kids--What, this means only teaching your BOYS??? Necktie?
65. Cast a line
66. Lend a hand--What the heck does that mean?
67. Change a tire
68. Throw a spiral--Oh please. As if football is everything...
69. Fly a stunt kite
70. Drive a stick shift
71. Parallel park
72. Tie a bowline
73. Tie a necktie
74. Whittle--Are they serious?
75. Ride a bike

Technology
76. Install a graphics card
77. Take the perfect portrait
78. Calibrate HDTV settings
79. Shoot a home movie
80. Ditch your hard drive

Master Key Workshop Tools
81. Drill driver
82. Grease gun
83. Coolant hydrometer
84. Socket wrench
85. Test light
86. Brick trowel
87. Framing hammer
88. Wood chisel--Had my very own set at age 11, thank you very much.
89. Spade bit
90. Circular saw
91. Sledge hammer
92. Hacksaw
93. Torque wrench
94. Air wrench
95. Infrared thermometer
96. Sand blaster--Okay, not quite sand blaster, but I've used a pressure washer
97. Crosscut saw
98. Hand plane
99. Multimeter
100. Feeler gauges


They forgot... how to clean the bathroom and clean up after yourself, both highly crucial for a happy marriage.
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