Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Kramus, I want to enter that rift in the space-time continuum and feel the bacon ooze between my toes and deeply breathe in the morning's porcine vapors.

Thank you Charlatan but fear not for my well being.

Ring, I fished that image out the ocean of the internet where I drag my nets often.
I can take no credit for it.

Here is one of mine own as my ragged claws continue

to scuttle across the floors of semi-silent seas.