little_tippler

Yeah, here in Portugal it's a running joke and this particular erection has its own name, it's called "A Tesão do Mijo".

Literal Translation is: The Pissing Boner.

By the way, I couldn't post in the poll, I never get the things

Edit: I forgot to say, I sure don't mind morning hard-ons, I rather like morning sex. Though I'm not sure how useful these particular hard-ons are, if they are caused by a full bladder. I have been told it can be quite painful?

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Whether we write or speak or do but look
We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

Fernando Pessoa, 1918