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i guess im a bit unoriginal when it comes to this.
the only time i hid in the yard to frighten the youngsters i was ducked behind the shrubs in a tattered jump suit, a friday the 13th style hockey mask, and a chainless chainsaw. After the kids would get their candy and start back down the long, shub-shadowed path i would crank the chainsaw, wait for the kids to look around, and pop right through the hedges.
i remember when i was a kid, someone did the sit still technique Will was talking about. he waited until i grabed some candy, and calmly said "GI Joe, aye?"
it scared the living shit out of me. i had not seen that coming. fucker was hiding in plain sight.
god i love Halloween.
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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller
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