This whole thing is a joke, even if unintentional.
In fact, it'd be much funnier if everyone involved in this was deadly serious about it.
Crystal skulls, quadruple filtered vodka, passed over crystals/diamonds, with an enormous, pompous, pretentious sales pitch and description of the process.
"What to put into these skulls which we have been painstakingly creating over 2 years, why... Vodka! Naturally!"
Fantastic. A joke that keeps on selling.
