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Mirror, Mirror
Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, "I've always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but
how can I be sure?"
Angelina Jolie agreed. "I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but
sometimes I wonder."
Brad Pitt said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed."
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well, it's true. The mirror told
me that I am the strongest man in the world."
Angelina Jolie perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the most gorgeous of them all."
But Brad Pitt lifted his sad, sexy face and said...
"Who the fuck is uncle phil?"
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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