So this hot girl was at my place last Friday. She took off her shoes. Now, I didn't think of you until now, but at the time I just told her "You had cute feet." Her feet were seriously cute. I'm not even a foot guy but this girl had feet that you just wanna cream all over. She complained that they were all bruised from doing some cancer walk, but I didn't care. Yeah, her big toe nail was sorta discolored, but it looked more like nail polish. If that was the only skin she was gonna show, I was gonna love it.
I didn't offer her any tea though. I think that's where I went wrong.
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