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I've been to a strip club once, and the one time I did go, it was pretty much enough to convince me to never go again. Colorado has two types of strip clubs: no booze, all nude and booze, topless only. For some reason my friend from high school and me and a friend of ours decided at about 1:00 AM that it would be fun to go to a strip club. Why? Who knows, but off we went.
First we went to a booze+topless only place, but last call was at 1:45, so that didn't really last long. Then we went to a non-booze+all nude place, which stay open on weekends until some ungodly hour. 5? 6? Anyway, so we're sitting there watching girls get naked, turning down private room dances. Some of the girls are pretty cute, and it was generally entertaining.
And then we saw a girl we went to high school with. And not that hot cheerleader that everyone hoped would become a stripper. No no. The awkward, quiet girl in the corner with unbrushed hair, thick glasses and shapeless clothing. Now, to her credit, she did look much better than she did in high school, but she didn't look "CAN I PLEASE SEE YOU NAKED NOW?!?" good. And the cognitive dissonance was almost too much for my brain to bear.
Fortunately, I'm pretty sure she only recognized my friend and didn't recognize me, so phew on that one. None of us were propositioned that night, though. And my buddy who goes to strip clubs regularly in Vegas says he hasn't been, either. Obviously it happens once in a while, but I don't think you can count on it being part of the deal...assuming that's what you're looking for in the first place.
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