Strippers=Hookers?
So I went to a strip club tonight. I always feel uncomfortable there; but there is a commercial dancer at my school who does it on the side. I told her I'd go see her (jokingly) and she dropped by my place tonight and dragged me out with her.
I get there, strippers are being strippers, approaching me, etc and Julia sends a cute one over to me who says no charge and pulls me upstairs. [Dance break]. I'm back downstairs and another comes up to me and by then I'd had a few beer in me and I say "fuck it, why not".
As soon as I get upstairs she covers up the "no ANYTHING" sign and tells me she does extras. I'm shocked. It must of been clear because she tells me that everyone does it. "Do you want to fuck?".
I'm good, thanks.
But what the fuck, guys? Is this normal? I must admit my strip club experience is limited but I've never had this happen?
So has this ever happened to you? And any strip club experiences to share? I feel like a goddamn 15 year old kid.
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