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Originally Posted by ItWasMe
Oh, no no no... what you do is stroke his hair while he is falling asleep. When he starts snoring, just pluck a hair out of the top of his head. When he snorts and wakes up, you pretend you are sleeping. He falls back to sleep...snores...pluck! This goes on until he either stops snoring, or he has a bald spot atop his head.  |
ItWasMe, you sure are inventive. I remember your interesting advice in the thread on manners at the movies too...you put a smile on my face! 
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Whether we write or speak or do but look
We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.
Fernando Pessoa, 1918
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