Originally Posted by Martian

Conservapedia is hilarious. I knew there were people who thought like that out in the world somewhere, but I've never encountered one.

Among the things I've learned from Conservapedia:

Evolution was supported by Hitler and is therefore wrong.
The gays are disease-ridden and promiscuous. They can change, but they don't want to. They even have an agenda to ruin marriage for the rest of us.
Supporting gay rights is equivalent to supporting NAMBLA.
Obama must be a Muslim, because he has a Muslim name and hasn't changed it. Also, being a Muslim is apparently a bad thing.
Obama's entire presidential campaign is the result of affirmative action.

I don't see how this could not be a joke. It's too good to be true.