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Old 09-25-2008, 10:42 PM   #24 (permalink)
Martian
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Originally Posted by ratbastid View Post
Hooray for labia!
It turns out that real life and porn bear almost no relation to each other. Real life girls are not porn girls. They sometimes have a bit of a belly, or imperfect skin. Nobody airbrushes out the scars or stretch marks. One breast is often bigger than the other. Many of them have pubic hair. And their labia are not always picture perfect.

Real sex is also different. For one, everything in porn seems to be massively exaggerated. I understand the reasoning for it, but it's still a bit off-putting to me. Aside from that, real sex is a bit ridiculous. Occasionally you bump your head on the headboard. No biggie.

If you try to compare yourself or your sex life to what you see in porn, you'll quickly go mad. Don't do it.
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