"the rabbit died" is an old expression for meaning a girl is pregnant.
"busier than a one-legged man in an asskicking contest". Not mine, but learned it in a book years ago.
"tighter than a nun's cunt" One time I was changing a flat for a priest who was not in collar. He said " are those lug nuts tight?" I said "tighter than a nun's cunt." "Better give them another turn."
Slicker than owl shit.
Skiing expressions: "puking pow" lot's of fresh snow. "Gaper", novice skier who stands around and in front of you blocking the trail gaping in amazement at all the mad skilz around them. "JONG" JerkOff Newbie Gaper.
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