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Originally Posted by luciferase75
LOL!
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-She looks like she got slapped by an ugly stick.
-Fuck the ugly stick. The whole tree fell on him.
-Son, you're as ugly as a sack full of assholes.
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that reminds me of one I heard of a long time ago:
"She looks like she lost a flaming shovel fight"
(change to "he" depending on usage, but I heard it with "she")