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Originally Posted by inBOIL
And my personal favorite:
-Well I'll be dipped in shit!
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LOL!
-I gotta piss like a russian (rushin' ?) race horse (no idea...)
-My teeth are swimming, be right back (another piss reference)
-I'll slap a fart out of you that sounds like a freight train (I swear my wife's boss said this)
-She looks like she got slapped by an ugly stick.
-Fuck the ugly stick. The whole tree fell on him.
-Slower than molasses in winter.
-(in reference to a kid's room) Looks like a tornado blew up in here! (as in exploded in here, not the hip-hop "
up in here, up in here!" reference.
-I'd eat a mile of shit if it led to her ass.
Personal favorite:
-Son, you're as ugly as a sack full of assholes.
Oh oh yeah, almost forgot!
Dadgum it!