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A few favorite one-liners and one full joke:
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, do the other trees make fun of it?
A blonde had dyed her hair brown because she was tired of all the blonde jokes she got. One day she was driving down a country road when she came upon a sheep-herder guiding his flock across the road. She stopped the car and got out to speak to the sheep-herder while she waited for them to pass. The blonde asked if she could have one of the sheep and the sheep-herder said, "If you can tell me exactly how many sheep I have, you may have one." The blonde looked over the group and said, "There are 482 sheep here." The sheep-herder was amazed, "That's exactly right! Okay, I'm a man of my word, you may pick any sheep you'd like and take it." The blonde looked over the group again and carefully chose the one she liked best, then began taking it to her car. The sheep-herder stopped her and asked, "If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?"
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