Some of the ones I use or hear frequently, which might have Marine or Southern origins:
You cant polish a turd.
That'd go over like a fart in church.
a whore in church.
He's nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Volunteer, or someone will be voluntold.
Your uniform looks like someone hit you with a wrinkle grenade.
He's dumber than a box of rocks.
I could drive to Raleigh to get a cheaper deal, but that squeeze ain't worth the juice.
I'm sure I'll think of others, but those are just off the top of my head...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Willravel
I heard something like that once: "I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie talkie."
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Years ago, when I first read
Gardens of Stone, by Nicholas Proffitt, I saw that one as "I'd drag my balls over ten miles of broken glass just to hear her piss into a tin can."
Never gets old...