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I can imagine the conversation...
Willravel @ 17 years old: "Hey dad, would you mind if I used your credit card for something? I'll pay you right back in cash."
Dad: "What do you want to buy?"
Willravel: "A sybian."
Dad: "What's that?"
Willravel: "It's kinda like a riding saddle, only for women."
Dad: "What do you need it for?"
Willravel: "My girlfriend's birthday is a month off and I think she might like it."
Dad: "Hold on..." *googles sybian*
Dad: "WHAT THE F**K? GO TO YOUR ROOM! Oh, is your mother home?"
Willravel: "WHAT THE F**K?! YOU'RE GROSS!"
But seriously, this has the potential to be an awkward conversation, depending on your parents. If you're so inclined, purchase a smaller vibrator. I would imagine they're easier to hide.
If you're looking for a good hiding spot, try putting it inside your computer tower. It's relatively easy to access, and no mom ever snoops in there. I used to hide sensitive documents inside my TV and weed in my stereo.
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