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After reading the subject line, my first thought was, "You don't." Unlike, "Mom, I need birth control," I don't see why your parents need to know that you are masturbating with toys. (I know one chick who felt the need to tell her parents she was masturbating - I don't get that either.) This could just be because of the type of family I grew up in. My parents didn't want to know if you were having sex, and the whole Birds and the Bees speech was made of up, "Good sex might last you an hour (but I doubt it), but a baby is a pain forever."
After reading the whole post, I still think, "you don't." Seems like that type of conversation might make your mother very uncomfortable. Maybe just put it in a box with a note "Please don't open" on it.
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