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Originally Posted by Charlatan
Buy and leave it on your dresser in plain sight.
This way you aren't hiding anything. Then if she asks about it tell her it's your sex toy.
Barring that, put it in your sock drawer. If she finds it it is up to her to ask you about it and explain why she was snooping in your room. If she is offended by your sex drive ask her if she would prefer it if instead you brought home young men or women to help you out. That way you wouldn't have to use a silicone friend.
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You read my mind. Especially the part about the sex toy or bringing people home.
I said something similar to this to my mom when she frowns that I watch porn. I asked her, "do you want me to watch or do you want me to do?" in a semi-joking way. She didn't know how to respond, hahaha.
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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.
Last edited by KellyC; 09-19-2008 at 11:35 AM..
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