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Some pretty good advice.
Though I am male and when I was 18 (sigh), there were NO male sex toys (not there are really any now), but there was Penthouse. Actually, let me change that age......When I was 12, there was Penthouse, Gallery, Oui, Mayfair, etc. I needed that Porn dammit. But I wasn't stupid. The question was where to hide it where Ma wouldn't find it. (She was nosy.)
Under the mattress was too obvious. Closet, same thing. Drawers, too easy.
Ah wait, the drawers pull out. and there are actually floors in each of the slots for the drawers. Bingo, instant hiding spots for 6 porn mags.
Bottom line - you don't need to tell your mom. Just find a really good hiding place.
Years from now you will laugh about this.
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