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rubber dick made in china.
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Go for the German ones - the Germans make some great toys
I wouldn't discuss it with your mother, my Mum sounds a bit like yours and even now with me in my 20's and living out of home I got a big scolding the other day because Mum found a dvd called Pornwars in my and the SO's dvd collection.
Just go down to the local sex store, be nice to the guy/girl behind the counter. If you are worried about him knowing any details about you go check out their website before hand decide what you want (or simply do multiple visits to the actual store) and pay in cash, that way they don't get any of your banking details.
Hiding places - personall my collection is just the bottom drawer of my bedside cabinet - wehn I was with my folks it was in a shoebox hidden under my sexy underwear. My mother couldn't handle the fact that I wore "those useless bits of lace" under my clothes - and well Mothers should not rifle their daughters underwear
The soft-toy idea is good. I would stay away from the cozies though - simply cause if she picks it up depending on the size and / or shape she might be able to feel that it's not just a stand (especially if you go for something with an attached clitoral stimulator), and if your mother is used to being able to borrow your things the book idea won't work if it's in anything she might want to read (maybe a 2nd hand text book on a subject you're interested in though?). You can also put it in a pair of thick socks (make sure to clean and wrap it in something plastic first so fluff from the socks doesn't stick to it)
Few tips for the first time sex toy user though
- if it is not going to be used within the next 24 hours take out the batteries - they will go flat and could leak causing dmg to the toy
- If it doesn't work - as in won't vibrate or move and is more then a simple dildo. TAKE IT BACK! Don't be embarassed, get what you have paid for - attached to this keep your receipt and all packaging til you know it works
- Clean your dildo often and well. Most stores sell toy cleaner but if it doesn't contain electrics (once again plain silicone dildo) you can boil them
- Discuss any allergies with your salesperson. Most places have different substances that the toys are made of, if you have problems with a type of metal or plastic let them know so they don't suggest a toy made out of that substance
- Consider buying a lubricant with your toy, maybe not an issue with everyone and generally isn't with me but sometimes no matter how turned on your are your natural lubricant just isn't enough. I advise something silicone based, if you do buy this buy some hand wipes as water will just spread the silicone around make everything MORE slippery
If I think of anymore tips for you to think about on your shopping spree I'll add them later.
Happy Hunting!