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Originally Posted by Charlatan
Buy and leave it on your dresser in plain sight.
This way you aren't hiding anything. Then if she asks about it tell her it's your sex toy.
Barring that, put it in your sock drawer. If she finds it it is up to her to ask you about it and explain why she was snooping in your room. If she is offended by your sex drive ask her if she would prefer it if instead you brought home young men or women to help you out. That way you wouldn't have to use a silicone friend.
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I got quite a chuckle out of this. But the sock drawer is good advice. Don't tell her about it before you get it. Get it, keep it in the sock drawer, and follow Charlatan's advice when she gets caught snooping. Either that, or she'll be too embarrassed to mention it.
Threads like this make me glad I have the mom I have.