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Originally Posted by DSmith67
The Ginger thing made wonder about other produce that could be fashioned into a stimulating butt plug. Avacado's and Pears - too soft. Thought of corn on the cob... but then re-thought that we really don't need a permament easy acess hole for our doctor's hand when getting a prostate exam. Celery.... make sure u keep the leafy side out... otherwise could give a whole new meaning to the "Tossing your salad" phrase. Radishes ... hmm, make sure to thread a good safety fish line through them in case the stalk breaks off. Oh yeah... don't even try a big jalepeno! (Not that I have any personal expierence with any of these)
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Um...no. The pathway of putting things that are not a buttplug in your ass is eventually going to lead to a "I slipped and fell" ER visit. Be safe, guys.