Originally Posted by World's King

It’s come to my attention as of recent that I don’t know how to date anymore.


I was in a serious relationship for about four years.


And I guess during that time the dating world changed. And no one fucking told me. Almost immediately after that long relationship I ended up in another relationship that as some of you may recall didn’t end very well.

After spending a couple months alone

^^^^^^^Sounds like you need some spend some time getting to know yourself and don't worry about what dating is - you're jumping into things too soon.


I decide that I should be okay enough to try dating again. I meet a nice girl through a DJ friend of mine. We hang out a little bit. I think things are going good. Doesn’t seem to be too crazy. She’s a female. She has to be a little bat-shit crazy.

^^^^^^^ I'm a female and I have to agree with that - we're all crazy in our own little way(s) - men wouldn't be happy if we weren't.

Then out of the blue last night she says, “You’re being too clingy.” I don’t even know what the fuck that means. Cause I was standing next to her at the bar? Cause I was holding her hand? So I back off and let her and her friend go off and dance…



^^^^^^^^ She's young and she's female - I'm much older than that and it's hard enough for my husband to understand me - don't sweat it.

See, I used to pull ass like it was my job. I was fighting ‘em off with my cock left and right. Now I can’t seem to hold a girls interest for longer then it takes to ask if I wanna super-size my Mcrib meal.


^^^^^^^ That's not dating, that's fucking.


I don’t get it. Has it all changed so much in four years that I’m no longer charming?


^^^^^^^^"pulling ass like it was your job" is NOT charming.


I see beautiful girls with dirty, shaggy haired guys wearing their little sister’s pants and ripped up t-shirts. People don’t have class anymore.

^^^^^^^^ I got nothin' - I never could understand that either.


I get passed over cause I keep my clothes neat and wrinkle free. I like to bathe and understand the importance of regular haircuts. I don’t know… maybe I’m just getting older and can no longer identify with youth culture. But for fuck sake… I’m only 27. I shouldn’t be pissed off about all this for another 4-5 years.


Before I get off on rant here I’m gonna pose my question(s). What is it to date someone? How do you know if you’re actually dating someone and not just fucking once in a while?




^^^^^^^^ It's called getting to know someone by talking and spending time doing things together to understand where each other's heads are at.


And for all you bastards under the age of 25, any new rules of the dating world I should know about?


^^^^^^^^There ARE no rules - if you enjoy spending time w/ someone and they enjoy spending time with you regardless of where you go, it's all good. A bar isn't really a plaace to take someone when you first start spending time together - too noisy and too many distractions.


And please, buy pants that fit. You look fucking stupid and I don’t wanna see your underwear.