Crack

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that reads, "WWCND?"

Chuck Norris once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. That same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.

Tyler Durden says: "Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club."

Chuck Norris ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".

Chuck Norris uses all seven letters in Scrabble... Every turn.

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx