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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."
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"Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about"
--Sam Harris
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