Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it too. What? Are you going to say something to him?
Chuck Norris would do anything for love. And, yes, he would even do "that."
The only chores Chuck Norris does is when he takes you to the cleaners or cleans your clock or "takes out the trash."
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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön
Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot
Last edited by Baraka_Guru; 09-13-2008 at 08:05 AM..
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