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when the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for chuck norris.

They once made chuck norris T.P., but it wouldnt take shit from anybody.

there is no such thing as a tornado. chuck norris just hates trailor parks.

thats all i got.

edit:
my sister just walked by a muttered;

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller