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Oh man, oh man, oh man!!!! I'm so excited for this.
Any Torontonian's ever heard of Chuggo? hahahaha be prepared.
Chuggo - Come On, Fuck A Guy
(spoken) Ahh, fuck a guy
(sirens)
When I step in the place throw your hands in the sky
AAAAAHHH C'MON FUCK A GUY
These girls can't have me and it makes them fuckin' cry
AAAAAHHH C'MON FUCK A GUY
On my way to court in a suit and a tie
AAAAAHHH C'MON FUCK A GUY
My brother's in the can and won't get out till next July
AAAAAHHH C'MON FUCK A GUY
The people are shit, that's how I feel
I'll smash your fuckin' head, that's how I'm real
Anything you need, that's what I deal
My stomach was empty, that's why it's steel
I don't trust nobody, that's why I don't blink
What ever gets me drunk, that's what I drink
I fuck all day, that's why I stink
Bitches love the block all covered in ink
The kids buy my shit, that's how I get cash
Bitches see the kids buy it, that's how I get ass
I grew up beside I strip bar, that's why I am trash
Remmy Martin (?) in my glass, that's how I've got class
Rappers got me angry, that's why I'm pissed
They're all fuckin' garbage, that's why they got dissed
Their girls come to see me because they can't fuck
You'll never sell records because your rap sucks
I heard your shit comeback, saying my name with that gun chat
YOUR MOM'S BOX SMELLS LIKE A MUSKRAT!
I'm a knockout, you're a love tap
You wanna go against Chuggo, yo fuck that (echo: YO FUCK THAT)
I'll put a sign on your back that says "I can't rap!"
And a bruise on your face that says "I can't scrap"
The way bitches shot you down screams "I can't mack"
You're a filthy piece of shit and you ain't got jack
You can catch me in the allyway gettin' drunk and high
AAAAAHHH C'MON FUCK A GUY
Smilin' at every sexy bitch that's walking by
AAAAAHHH C'MON FUCK A GUY
Shots of whisky and bottles of molson dry
AAAAAHHH C'MON FUCK A GUY
Fuckin' with me you must really wanna die
AAAAAHHH C'MON FUCK A GUY
I put mayo on everything, that's how I eat
Lakeshore Blvd; that's how I'm street
Can't say no to pussy, that's how I'm weak
and I've been told I'm only nice when I sleep
Loud with a slur, that's how I speak
In your lobby with a knife, that's how I creep
Drown in the lake and get found in the creek
Blue in the face, cement surrounding your feet
You talk shit, and that was the beat
That's why I'm gonna roll up and smash in your teeth
See the fire right there, that was the heat
You deserve a good beating, that's my belief
See that kid stealing? That was a thief
See those dudes behind him? That's the police
See this thing right here? That's my release
And when I get out, I'm coming back with a piece
You suckers know who's the baddest in town
I treat pussy like weed cus I pass it around
I move my hands toward your neck and I wrap it around
It won't be long before your bodies actually fell (PMF: why not ground? hit the ground?)
See this cash? That's obscene profit
You see these rocks? The feds want it
See these pounds? You need chronic
I treat the pavement cus some bitches bleed on it
I'm serious when I say there is more and that it gets worse. This is literally the worst, most offensive song I have ever heard in my short life. Yay toronto.
My IQ lowered when listening to this.
/winning
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EX: Whats new?
ME: I officially love coffee more then you now.
EX: uh...
ME: So, not much.
Last edited by thespian86; 09-10-2008 at 01:35 PM..
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