Yeah, we do the freshman-senior thing twice, only it's a bit more tenuous in college since there's no real course of study that designates such. You take classes until you're done. It takes four to seven years for traditional students, decades for others.
I was going to suggest getting a gun or taking out an ad in Soldier of Fortune, but if you're comfortable with caging her until 37, lots of magnets is right on.
I'm having a son, so my advice is going to be, "go get 'em!"
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet
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