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I personally liked this one ...
Even amongst the mentally handicapped, there is a clear gradation from the merely stupid to the utterly retarded.
If you hear someone say "w00t", do not make any loud noises or sudden movements, as they may become startled and crap their pants. You have just encountered a real, live idiot. Irritating, but harmless.
If, on the other hand, they pause in their continuous stream of shameless self-defecation just long enough for the unmistakable syllable "woot" to escape their lips, then you should take a loaded gun, place it against their temples, and do your bit for natural selection. Future generations will be in your debt.
"Beeeeeee. I pooped my pants. Woot!" *BANG*
On a side note I used w00t for awhile back in 1998. That was 5 years ago... It should have died by now.
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...
"I would like about three fiddy"
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