Originally Posted by Corky & the Juice Pigs

I belong to the church of the well endowed men
my member's as big as a grizzly bear's den
my pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me.
I'm proud of the width and the length of my part
see me break the young girl's heart
I always draw a crowd when I take a pee.
Well I don't mean to brag but my main piece drags
when I get in to the bed the mattress sags
It's hard to doze when you're long as a fire hose
We belong to the Church of the well endowed men
if you measured us in feet we'd be over ten
Thank you Lord for making us well endowed men.
Thank you Lord for making us well endowed men.
(Hey, brother, get a load of this!)