I've never had a single partner comment on my stretch marks, and on my breasts they are very noticeable. I have two marks near my armpit on either breast that are still a light shade of purple; I'm not sure they'll ever fade to white. The remainder of the skin across my chest is covered in white stretch marks. I have some on my hips as well. Typically, though, whoever I'm with has been too busy staring at the goods to notice any stretch marks

I used to be self-conscious about them until I realized all the good men don't care, and anyone who does isn't worth my time.