I got a blow job from a pregnant chick while high once. Trust me, it's great.
But seriously, the problem is that the US has the potential to start world war three because of our oil addiction and our governmental and corporate corruption that goes back for generations. I love Canada, I'm sure your military is formidable, but you guys really aren't going to start WW3. Neither is the UK, even with Blair 2: Let's Get this Party Started.