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I get asked this question a lot. I'm living in Korea now and there are dozens of sketchy Christian groups here. I'm sitting on the bus, subway, naked in the sauna and I get asked...
A: Are you American?
Me: No, I 'm Canadian.
A: Are you Christian?
Me: I'm Catholic. I'm the godfather of all you little Christian groups.
Conversation suddenly is finished and I look up and silently say "Thank God".
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Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown 
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