Right on the 50 yard line. I guess he's trying to portray himself as a centrist.
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Originally Posted by ottopilot
Obama will become president because he will star in a Greek tragedy in front of 80,000 adoring fans.
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And think of the Medea attention! There will be many, many columns in newspapers all across the country tomorrow. Theseus will be the greatest days of his life.
(something about sending mccain's daughter to the Republican Convention in a car with Black sails... Sorry, are the voices in my head disturbing you?)
Obama will be president because Biden will buy him the election on credit and he'll pay it off over the next 8 years at a 21% low, low, low APR.
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Barak Obama will be president because he will be on the revised album cover for Houses of the Holy.
He will put a bireme in every garage and a golden fleece in every pot.
Barack Obama will be president by recalling the glory that was classical Greece, despite the fact that his opponent was there. He will Hoplitely over that fact.