HA HA!
I have vanquished the evil doer!
I sat on the floor inside the glass door, stuck my hand out with the Bad Cat Spray Bottle and snuck up on her unawares as she continued her nefarious task of attempting to populate my balcony with miniature evil insects.
I then hosed her with high powered squirts from the bottle until she fell and continued to spray until she went off the edge of balcony to her doom.
Except that she continued to try to crawl back up the wall, since I had forgotten that the awning for my neighbor's garage is only two feet below.
I grabbed up a gallon pitcher of water and attempted to wash her off the roof, after dumping several ounces of isopropyl alcohol on the chair to nullify her scent markings and murder any little beasties-in-training that might have been placed there.
It took another gallon of water to get her into the gutter.
I then carefully (okay, not so carefully, more freaking-outedly) dumped five more gallons of water onto the balcony floor to rinse the alcohol away from my orchids and "clean" the flooring.
Okay, I just wanted to be sure the damn thing got washed completely away.
She was not flying at that point.
But, I am the hero!
And I think I watched too many
Alien movies this weekend.
I got all Ripley on this bug.
I almost considered using the can of Oust and a lighter if she wouldn't leave in awhile.
I kinda like this big one, too.
